Creepy+riddles

What bird, found in a demon's cave, has wings but cannot fly?
 * Answer: A dead bird.**

Where is a black cat most likely to enter a house?
 * Answer:Where the door is open.**

What has four legs and flies?
 * Answer: A dead horse.**

What do ghosts serve for dessert?
 * Answer: Ice Scream.**

Why do witches fly on brooms?
 * Answer: Vacuum cleaner cords aren't long enough.**

When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
 * Answer: When you're a mouse.**

What do you call a skeleton who won't work?
 * Answer: Lazy bones.**

What do you call a friendly dead Egyptian?
 * Answer: A chummy mummy.**

Why don't skeletons like parties?
 * Answer: They have no body to dance with.**

How does a witch tell time?
 * Answer: She looks at her witch watch.**